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Hobo Johnson 

The act of eating a fried egg off a homeless guys dick without waking him.
Liz had almost finished a flawless Hobo Johnson for her Insta Story but the guy woke up before she could finish the egg.
Hobo Johnson by Mz Ann Thropik January 30, 2020

hobo johnson 

a Louis Ceilla word suposably origanated from one of his hobo friends that he meets in boston which he does alot
"Hobo Johnson! Cadillac! Windos 98!"
hobo johnson by The Beegees June 21, 2003

Hobo Johnson 

When you have sex in public with a homeless person and leave them some change for them afterwards.
I just performed a hobo Johnson with that homeless man over there.
Hobo Johnson by Naplessaddict June 24, 2019

Hobo Johnson 

the weirdest but funniest artist on earth
do you like hobo johnson :Person

no. :Everyone
Hobo Johnson by yungswagsurfer July 10, 2025

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026