Many a plebeian has mistakenly believed that this designation is a shortened form of the phrase “
political science”. Albeit true, this notion denies the much more jocular
alternate “polymer science”—only those well versed in the art of alchemy can
comprehend its genius!
Godwin: Archibald, I must create the
philosopher’s stone.
Archibald: Have you been doing polysci?
Godwin:
Political science? Stop making such absurd statements!
Archibald: No…polymer science!
Godwin: Ha! Ha! A joshing response indeed! I must tell my companions
Bartholomew and Cornelius of this hilarity anon.