Quick Simp

A Quick Simp is someone that simps rapidly for someone.

Officer Quick Simp'd for Lupus as soon as they joined voice chat.

Quick Simp by JawsChamp February 19, 2021

quicksip 

One who drinks and/or eats their food at a more rapid than normal speed

Stephanie is a quicksip because she ate her bagel melt AND drank her Manhattan Irish cream iced coffee faster than Kelsey could even get half way through her regular iced coffee

quicksip by Kelsezzy September 23, 2008