itchy cock

Itchy cock is a new slogan to use around friends to look cool meaning “awesome cock”

“hey! itchy cock!”
“thanks dude 😋”

itchy cock by @ladydimitrescuisamilf on tt February 7, 2021

cock itch 

Troublesome condition that occurs in males from not shaving their genitals with a good razor or from not doing an adequate job of shaving do to fear of getting a dick nick or ball scrape. Takes a few days to show but usually only lasts 2 to 4 days.

He cleaned up for Friday night but by Monday morning he had cock itch.

cock itch by Kacey2012 February 27, 2014

Alfred itchcock 

It’s an old school condition from grandpa’s day where a guy uses a high alkaline based soap to masterbate with and ends up burning the upper layer of skin on the penis from the high alkaline based soap and friction. After a couple days, the burnt penis skin peels away in an aggravating itching ceremony.

Grandpa would often talk of the good ol black and white days of his youth with fondness. even when he and grandma would have to take a break from lovemaking in order for grandpa’s “ Alfred itchcock” to heal, he would still talk of his peeling itchy weenie with a happy gleeful look.

Alfred itchcock by Neeomboo September 28, 2023