tardwaddle 

Used to describe a person of below average intelligence.

Shut up tardwaddle.

tardwaddle by massssivecuntsinrats February 5, 2021

Tardiddle

tardiddle is the act of taking a fat stinking crap on someone's infant. it is usually performed in front of a large crowd of people and the favored spot for someone to commit tardiddle is on the baby forehead.

person: oh, what a lovely baby you have, so adorable.
Mother: thank you, he's 16 months old.
Person: can I tardiddle on him?
Mother: oh of course.
Person: SHITS AGGRESSIVELY ON BABY'S HEAD!

Tardiddle by RangaCleitus420 November 12, 2020

turdwaddle 

that back-and-forth hip movement you get when you gamble on a fart and lose.

Surprise! Your air-biscuit made you turdwaddle!

turdwaddle by Gr33nEy3dM@dm@n February 14, 2024