shopooring

Shopping for luxurious items when you are poor, rather than spending money on necessities. More often than not, people that do this are also crack whores.

Monifa: "Lily, Shall we go shopooring?"

Lily: "Actually, my children are hungry and malnourished. They don't sleep at night due to hunger pains. But I would love to go shopooring, I need an alligator skin scrunchie!

Monifa: "Let's leave immediately!"

shopooring by Monifa July 23, 2008

Shopporting 

Shopping + Supporting. The act of purchasing a good or service that also benefits another cause. For example: Buying a pair of shoes from Toms gives a pair to a child in need.

I can't wait until Christmas --I am chomping at the bit to go shopporting!

Shopporting by UrbanVeggie December 30, 2015

shpooing 

Having shpooed

I shpoo on you.;
Go away, we're shpooing.

shpooing by You'vejustbeenshpooed! August 25, 2010

shopoping 

Kfc chicken having sex

Omg look at that shopoping chicken

shopoping by SOPHIE IS GAY October 3, 2017

shooring 

The act of agreesively throwing keys out of a window and hitting somebody in their face - best practice is from a high at least a few floors us and have the and english and amercian connection.

I cannot believe that Ell did shooring on Hailie, dam that must have hurt, she could have lost an eye!

shooring by They are them and them is he! July 30, 2025