The delusional creation of Stephanie Meyer, where she intends to make vampires, but screws up the folklore established my Bram Stoker terribly, making men cringe in pain when hearing them referred to as vampires.
Girl: "Jacob is one hot, sparkling vampire!"
Boy: "No, he is not a vampire! He is a vameyer!"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"