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Dutch has a plan.
Have some goddamn faith, we are going to Tahiti!
"It's a Magical Place," Coulson said whenever Tahiti was brought up.
Tahiti by Mellowish Yellowish October 14, 2020
dutchs plan
dutch: arthur i have plan
arthur: what plan dutch Tahiti
dutch: have some goddamn faith
Tahiti by arthur morgan 1899 December 20, 2021
"Sara went to Tahiti on spring break, got drunk, passed out on the beach, and when she woke up 4 hours later- had an awesome tan!"
tahiti by LaurenFPall April 27, 2006
Formerly, a country with great weather, geographically beautiful, and with a hospitable, beautiful people. Too bad limeys had to go ruin it with alcohol and syphilis.
Person 1: Hey, what's Tahiti like?
Person 2: It used to be one of the nicest countries in the world, but now it's a tourist attraction where capitalist pigs pay the small group of surviving natives to perform so-called "traditional" dances, acting like they enjoy it. And of course the idiotic tourists, many of whom's ancestors helped reduce the population from over 125,000 all the way down to around 6,000 over the course of a few years.
tahiti by Bush Equals Cunt August 23, 2006