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Caiden is the best type of guy. He is the type of guy to keep you up smiling/laughing all night long. Caiden is someone you can easily fall for and is quite the hustler. Caiden will steal your girl, it eez what it eez. You will instantly love Caiden the first time you hear his voice or receive your first text from him. He's totally an idiot and literally the dumbest person alive and we love him for that. Everyone in this world needs a Caiden. He is super funny and easy to joke around with. If you manage to find yourself a Caiden, you better keep him forever. This boy has high standards for girls so if you get picked by him you are probably magical. You Caiden will treat you right forever, plus, Caiden is super cute. Caiden is just amazing, period.
Scenario 1:
Girl 1: Omg, you're dating Caiden?
Girl 2: Yep!
Girl 1: Woah, I'm so jealous!

Scenario 2:
Girl 1: Is that Caiden?!?!
Caiden: Hi.
Girl 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and every girl in a 1000 mile radius: *Literally faints.*
Caiden by spaceamethyst June 5, 2020
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CaitNasty 

CaitNasty is a ratched thursty prostitute belonging to the pimp named Pepper Jack. She is completely infested with every disease known to mankind. Although her pimp is a hard mother fucker from the skreets, she still don't make no money for him. CaitNasty often talks about her bowel movements regularly with everyone and won't hesitate to fart on a man after doing "the deed". No one knows who would hire such a disgusting prostitute, probably because she'll work for pennies, and most of the time, for free. She can be spoted by her unusual style of clothing (usually with no underwear), standing on a random corner with her friend "the pheobster", shouting obsenities at passers by. Be warned! If you see this prostitute, JUST SAY NO! The medical bills alone are not worth the free blow job!
Dude #1 - Yo I met dis chick at da club named CaitNasty B!

Dude #2 - Yea dat bitch done gave me da clap!

Dude #1 - Shieeeeeeet!

Random Dude - Yo you talkin bout dat CaitNasty?! Dat bitch gave me Herpes!

Dude #1 - Shieeeeeet!

Entire Walmart - Yall niggaz talkin bout CaitNasty?!
CaitNasty by Pepper_Jack June 13, 2013
Caiden is the absolute sexiest mother fucker on Earth. Caiden will steal your girl in an instant with his dreamy blue eyes and raw flirting skills
damn that Caiden is a bit of a sex god
yeah ik i need to get myself a Caiden
Caiden by C@iden October 3, 2019

Caidence 

Caidence Is the most bomb ass bitch you will meet. Somebody with the name Caidence comes from any Gender idenity, normally non-binary. Also they can take your date with one joke. There sense of humor usally is sarasict and what they like. Sometimes they feel dumb or stupid and if you know Your Caidence is depressed just go up to them and be like "BOI FOLLOW ME WE BOUT TO FUCK IT UP IN SOME CLUBS LEZ GO HUN." And run to their favorite place.
Person 1: Ay you know Caidence right?
Person 2: Oh yeah their fuckin bomb dude.
Caidence by MechTheTech August 22, 2018
A fucking dumbass that’s also a water Bender. If you fuck with him he’ll kill you with a water bottle
Watch out for caiden
Caiden by Nibber January 5, 2020
The one from my school? He can be a little silly acting or even say stupid things. But in my opinion, he has a good heart. I think Caiden is really funny, but he is like the finest of fine! Yes, that is Caiden!
Person 1: Oh so that is Caiden}?

Person 2: He is so annoying

Person 1: But he is so cute
Caiden by tillersfav_ June 9, 2018