takeoth 

Swear down. A gypsys promise

Bruva I takeoth that I done it.

takeoth by Dennis gorman September 17, 2020

Takethathill

"takethathill" means ASS
Mother fuc*** Author who thinks he is a smart ass! Fu** u dame son of a whore.

Tom: I cant understand this defination?
Philip: Cuz its written by Takethathill. And he cant even understand his own relation with his father.
Tom:?
Philip: I banged his mom! Bitch thats why!

Takethathill by BJ-Leviathan March 8, 2009

taketh

The opposite of giveth.

The market giveth and the market taketh.

taketh by daxhopper June 9, 2016

takethislollipop.com 

takethislollipop.com is an augmented reality game where you go into a chat room, similar to Zoom and you “talk” to these actors. As the game progresses everything starts becoming more augmented as “participants” disappear.

damn “takethislollipop.com” freaks me out.

takethislollipop.com by ErectYoungBoy420 April 1, 2021

The Lord giveth; his dispiciples taketh away

Refers to the USDA's pathetic practice of reducing your Food Stamps allotment whenever Social Security increases your SSI check due to a cost-of-living increase, largely negating any benefit that your additional food-allotment amount would have gained you.

Zheeesh, if Big Brother actually feels that you need more money to cover basic expenses each month, then basic logic and common sense would state that your SNAP benefits should INCREASE, as well, not be REDUCED!! Sounds like a classic case of "The Lord giveth; his dispiciples taketh away"!

The Lord giveth; his dispiciples taketh away by QuacksO December 7, 2018