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A dope who strives to be president of simp nation. A little too soft for his own good. Doesn’t even strive for mediocrity.
Damn! Look at that gargaro - holding the door fo that thot. Can’t even simp right.
Gargaro by Johnnie the Stick June 13, 2020

gagatrondra 

when you reach a new level of gaging, and it becomes a gagatrondra.
Denali: I think Elliot is a clear bottom
Gottmik: clear?! Gagatrondra
gagatrondra by Scarlet bitch March 14, 2021

Jacob P. Galvatron

Also known as Megatron, The Ghost aka The Phantom Menace, JPG and Stormtrooper #1.

Leader of the Decepticons and the biggest drugs ring on Cybertron. Known to be involved in the smuggling of Tijuana Iguana and Diesel. Was once caught having a naked knife fight with Galactus by The National Enquirer.

Before becoming a galactic drug dealer, he worked as a prop gun on "Bonanza" and was thrown off the set of "The Crow" for killing Brandon Lee.

Jacob P. Galvatron is known to be an associate of Mack Daddy Wave, Fabio and Ricardo Montalbahn. Dislikes Connect Four and Optimus "Prime Time" Prime.

Jacob P. Galvatron was once romantically involved with Rosie from "The Jetsons". They had a son called Johnny 5.
Hurricane Katrina ain't got shit on him if we are led to be believed.

His adventures were chronicled in My Way Entertainment's "Transformers".
"Stormtrooper #1 aka your boy, JACOB P. GALVATRON!"

Gorgotron 

A Pixelated monster referred to in episode 50 of Aqua Teen Hunger Force entitled "Final Mooning". The Gorgotron is a monster that lives on the moon that has destroyed the armies and "craps" of the moon people. In this episode The Mooninites plant a game called "Moon Master" under Meatwad's pillow. This game is the initiation into a ultra uber warrior club called "The Moon Masters". Basically this club is just a money making scheme planned by The Mooninites. To defeat the Gorgotron you will need the "Lunar Scepter", there is but one in the known galaxy, but they are sold in 3 packs. You will also need the "Lunar Melting Amulet", which is made of high tension moon noodles, which no mortal man can destroy. If these items do not work you will need the special "Gorgotron Repellent", well actually, this will just piss him off more, but he is un-beatable so dont even mess with that fatty. And definately dont try to sell him anything because he will say no, with his foot.
"Err: The Gorgotron has destroyed our armies and villages and people and all of our pets and he has layed waste to all of our..craps.
Ignignokt: Crops is what I typed, Err.
Err: But it says "craps".
Ignignokt: I know, Err.
Err: Craps is funnier.
Ignignokt: I've processed that humor.
Err: It should be craps, cause craps is a funny word.
Ignignokt: Maybe we'll go with that."
Gorgotron by XxHIxX November 3, 2006

gangatron 

A remix of gang and gangy, and it is used to contact and refer to one of your friends or gangy. Created by the amazing youtuber/streamer, Kai Cenat. Now get fucking sturdy you monkey 🙈.
Prettyboyfredo: *scams and clickbaits viewers into thinking that he was gonna “go stupid” on the track*

Rat Cenat: This is not your song gangatron.
gangatron by GetSturdyMonkey February 8, 2022

gashatron 

A transformer that original fought for the autobots but defected to the decipticons on the promise of a wealth of gash.
Dam, that gashatron only thinks of one thing, he needs to sort his priorities out.
gashatron by Tarquin08 May 25, 2008