thistlepus

Thistlepus resides in Ancient Greece and is an adventurous, intelligent and empathetic individual. You can often find her walking through fields of golden wheat at night looking at the stars, wondering what else is out there. She is a great friend and an even greater enemy, don't get on her bad side. If you are fortunate enough to know her your life will be enriched.

Thistlepus is always there when you need her.

thistlepus by Toll Collector August 22, 2020

thistleduh 

thistleduh - a person who is so thick that the duh of his thistle creeps everyone out.

thistleduh went to the beach and it cleared out in a second.

thistleduh by friendorfoe April 22, 2007

thorns and thistles

Troubles, cares, hardships, and concerns

Question: "How's it going, buddy?" Answer: "Thorns and thistles, man, thorns and thistles."
Can also be used as an exclamation meaning "Life sucks" or "Everything has gone to crap." As in "Did you hear what happened? Thorns and thistles! how am I going to fix this?!"

thorns and thistles by Sawrie December 7, 2021