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white brazillian 

varieties have adjusted amounts of vodka or coffee liqueur, or mixed brands of coffee liqueur. this drink always includes horse semen. it is shaken with ice and served in a tumbler glass on the rocks.
if the dude ran out of milk and was on a racetrack he would go down to the stalls and get horse semen by a secret ritual... he then would proceed to make the white brazillian

Brazillian Clam Slap 

When a woman takes a man's penis in one hand and firmly slaps the other over top, stimulating blood flow to provide an erection, usually used for continuing sex directly after an initial orgasm.
When he couldn't get it up again, she gave him a Brazillian Clam Slap so she could finish herself off.

Brazilliant

A simple but sensational blend of two words (Brazil and Brilliant), used to express extreme delight without using tired words like awesome, cool, excellent, and sweet. It also incorporates one of the worlds most exotic nationalities causing you to think of beautiful women, sunny beaches and world class soccer. As an added bonus it's fun to say.
Surfer Dude #1: Man check out that babe! Is she hot or what?!
Surfer Dude #2: Brazilliant Dude! 100% Brazilliant!
Brazilliant by Flatkins April 28, 2009

Brazillian Beatdown 

The act of inserting testicles into an individual’s mouth and then violently and repeatedly beating them on their forehead with erect penis.
The judge ruled that a brazillian beatdown was a cruel and unusual punishment.

Given the choice between a brazillian beatdown and walking home, my wife opted for the former as punishment for forcing me to search for her after the party was over.

My forehead swole after getting a Brazillian Beatdown. Next time I will know to pass my pre-calculas exam.

Brazillian Chainsaw 

A Brazillian Chainsaw, is when you find a fat girl, take her home, put a double dildo in her for 5 days let her shit and piss in your mouth feed it to her, and then let her shit it all out.
Hey don, why the fuck are you so smelly, Oh I did a Brazillian Chainsaw with my bitch.

Brazillion 

A large number, equal to the entire GDP or population of Brazil.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Brazillion by moraviapils February 1, 2009