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The mental disease of making too many alts. One with altitis can't just play one character, he/she has a need or desire to play many.
I have altitis, look at all my alts!
2 priests
3 druids
1 paladin
2 mages
3 rogues
2 hunter
2 warlocks
2 shamans
Altitis by Crazy Squirrel December 28, 2005

Artitism 

Name for a condition given to a female whose artistic skills go beyond comprehension... So much that the word artistry is just not enough to validate this female's abilities as an artist.
To bad that Djemila's artitism is not contagious. The world would be a more beautiful place if it was.
Artitism by SonRisa March 29, 2013
Is to time what antimatter is to matter; when in contacts it equals zero.
You may encounter antitime mostly on the web, for example disguised as innocent lolcatz.
« I wouldn't have been late if only i haven't fell into a time loopYouTube sure is the universal antitime flux capacitor! »
antitime by redkitten July 1, 2008
The opposite of superstitious, being not at all stitious in any way or form.
Jill wasn't superstitious, in fact she wasn't even slightlystitious. Jill was astitious.
Astitious by Anonymous June 19, 2003
A condition in which one or more ants infest an area and explode. If such an occurrence affects consumer hardware, such as an mp3 player, it will not be covered by the standard warranty.
Jake: "What happened to your Zune?"

Zakk: "An ant crawled inside it and exploded. It got antitis."
Antitis by ConfusingBoat January 1, 2011
A custom made tinfoil hat used to keep the government from reading your mind.
It's the government man, there trying to keep us down man. they got all sorts of stuff to read your brain waves in the NSA. Thats why i bought an astitious.
astitious by TZT April 24, 2006