1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is
in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may
occasionally be
hospitalized for a ruptured colon.
2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.