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the Kardashians 

A group of demons in human form who can shoot lasers out of their eyes that attract stupid males. A scantily-dressed crime against evolution, the leader of whom (Kim Kardashian) deserves to be shot several times and then kept alive on her own ground-up organs.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Run! It's the Kardashians! Run in the name of originality!

the kardashians 

a reality television/socialite family who is only famous for their daughter, kim kardashian, being friends with paris hilton. They consist of a wannabe-slut mother who always dreamed of being in play boy, an actually good father,and 3 adult slut daughters. Their names are Kim, who's famous for having a big ass and a sex tape,kourtney, the most attractive yet just as slutty daughter, and khloe the less attractive daughter who acts outgoing but comes off to some as a bitch(luv ya!). There are two more younger preteen daughters who are spoiled little bitches who will soon grow up to be just like their sisters with no self-respect. Lastly there are like 2 or 3 (i cant remember and frankly don't care) other brothers no one gives a shit about.
The Kardashians are a family of sluts and future skanks not including the conservative father.

I love the Kardashians, mainly because they make my prostitute family look normal. btw great show!
the kardashians by Kiera Ogburn March 15, 2008

The Kardashians 

"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"
The Kardashians by CHKN SKRUBS October 9, 2016

the Kardashians 

the 100% toxic barbies and every other day they go to the Bahamas and Italy to leave their boyfriends and husbands behind
ally: hey you wanna hang out with the Kardashians tomorrow? Kayla: umm no they said on insta they are going to the Bahamas and Italy the next day

The Kardashians 

A rich “Armenian” family that is known for their hit show”Keeping Up With The Kardashians” and for having lots of work on their body
Person 1:I WON THE LOTTERY IM RICH
Person 2: YOURE AS RICH AS THE KARDASHIANS
The Kardashians by Asimp May 22, 2021

The Kardashians Of 

The worst or least preferable of a certain group or category, referencing how the Kardashians are the most unimportant and useless "celebrities" that exist. This term was first used by Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) on "The Big Bang Theory. "
Black Licorice sticks are The Kardashians of candy.

Two-Dollar bills are the Kardashians of money.