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Honey Boo Boo! Dinner's ready!! 

When a mother calls her fat children over to the table to eat frozen foods and mule meat.
"Honey Boo Boo! Dinner's ready!!"
"But momma, I'm not Honey Boo Boo."
"Well, you might as well be! You're fat, ugly and stupid. And we all hate you deep down!"
"Well buh bye felicia!"

dinner is ready 

its not fucking ready
mom: dinner is ready !!!
child: coming!
child 2: ... wheres the dinner?
mom: it will be ready in 5 mins

Reading Roast Dinner 

A sex act involving two consenting adults of either gender.

Meat and two veg - ALL IN
I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!