toilet texting 

To text message while on the toilet.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally toilet texting you."
Guy 2: "Sweet, I toilet texted Fred earlier."

toilet texting by TehAwesomeUD April 28, 2007

Toilet Texting 

When texting is done on the toilet.

"He sent me 20 texts today which is odd. He hardly ever texts and said he had the runs."
"I think he was toilet texting you."
"Gross!"

Toilet Texting by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

toilet texting 

Text messaging with one hand, wiping your ass with the other.

Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)

toilet texting by Benutty March 6, 2008

Toilet Texting 

Making an excuse to use the bathroom while at work or other places in order to text without being noticed. This method is employed so as to avoid reprimand or repercussions from your boss or peers.

Mary decided toilet texting would be her best option since the boss was working nearby.

Toilet Texting by sprite320 March 13, 2010

Toilet Texting 

Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.

You’re totally toilet texting me!

Toilet Texting by im110percentright October 29, 2019

Toilet Texting 

To send picture messages of toilets from various places (usually bars) to friends. The picture should include a caption of where the toilet was photographed. Preferrably (but not necessarily), the toilet should be empty!

Toilet Texting: "Here is the shitter at Nuzback's Bar on Route 1 in Laurel, MD."

Toilet Texting by Dickage December 18, 2008

Toilet Texting 

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.

Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂

Toilet Texting by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017