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March 5th 

Oh, she was born on March 5th? She’s the baddest bitch.
March 5th by BABBAPP October 16, 2019

March 5th 

The day you're aloud to hit your siblings
Me:it's March 5th

Siblings:oh no
March 5th by Lovepoopoo November 3, 2019

March 5th 

If you were born on this day, you are lucky enough to have the fattest ass. People born on this day tend to be kind, empathetic, and a pleasure to anyone they meet. You are also really good at giving blow jobs and every guy you meet will tell you every single time. As a water sign, you know how to connect with others and will always put their feelings before yours (its okay)
you know what they say about people born on march 5th? they're an emotional mess.
March 5th by baddieC8 May 9, 2020

March 5th 

National Pop a titte day for your bf
Oh it’s March 5th, I Gotta pop a tittes for my bf
March 5th by Eichiazami February 26, 2022