A Smelliott is a creature that is half man half Secretary Bird due
to the extreme frailty and "string-like"
appearance of the calf muscles. In addition to this, A Smelliott has an
extremely dirty and odorous "durf" or "taint" due to that area of the body not being washed or cleansed for extended periods of time (usually for more than one year).
"Ha,ha,ha.....look at Smelliott
over there trying to exercise the ol' calves....and....wait...(sniff, sniff)
what is that smell!!! Oh no... Smelliott's durf is taking over!! RUNAWAY!!