hanky pank

Not a jocks game:
A type of sport for the less athletic competorters. A bunch of your pals get in a circle and bounce a paper ball up and down, whoever lets it drop is drowned with insults.

Tom: "Hey, lets have a game of hanky pank
Gav: "No way you're a fag"

hanky pank by Thomas Machell September 11, 2005

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Hanky Pank

When you and your bro tag team a married couple and make them scream louder than they make each other scream. Typically culminates in large amounts of sperm covering the married couple who are left quaking on the bed.

Example 1:

“Dude…fist bump…we just hanky panked the shit out of that couple”
“I know, they’ll be cleaning up those loads for a week. Wanna grab some grub? I could go ice cream from the rite aid”

Example 2:
“Dude this couple wants us to hanky pank them tonight, but I’m kind of in the mood for a blow job”
“It’s cool man, it still counts if you cum their faces instead.”

Hanky Pank by doctordual639 June 22, 2021

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hanky panky bullshit

A term used by parents to describe naughty business, on preferably a couch.

"You and that girl arent doing any of that hanky panky bullshit down there while that door is closed. you hear me son?"

hanky panky bullshit by Brian P Wang June 28, 2006

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hanky panky

Anything which can happen between a couple. There is no set definition as to what it may be, but it can be said that it is something that someone who is not part of the couple would not want to be around when it is occurring.

Hey you two! Remember: no hanky panky in the backseat!

hanky panky by Tomothy November 29, 2004