Fontes 

Fontes is a hyspanic surname originating from Portugal and means "source" or "spring". A Fontes is a cool and funny person. Fontes are hardworking, intelligent people that can solve their way out of anything. They can achieve anything they put their minds to and also are super creative and appreciate the arts but are also very logical. They have some dumb sense of humour (for example puns), but it's really cute. Fontes' are rad.

What's her surname?
Fontes

Oh, shes probably cool then.

Fontes by Yojoehowsitgoin October 4, 2019

Fontes 

Loves underage girls and jumping from cliffs.

- Mate, she is 16! You’re a Fontes!

Fontes by TheOriginalSanchman November 22, 2021

Wayne Fontes Experience 

To smoke marijuana; to get high.

I need a Wayne Fontes Experience bad

Wayne Fontes Experience by Wayne Fontes September 8, 2006

dirty fontes 

When a man and woman engage in anal sex, and the man takes his penis and wipes it on the bridge of the woman's nose to form a shit unibrow.

Kyle came back with a girl from the party and gave her a dirty fontes.

dirty fontes by Bubbles Bedubble May 4, 2018

evan fontes 

Good at basketball like lebron

Will posterize u

Will break ur ankles

Has a wet jumper

Never misses a shot

Man that dudes pulling a Evan Fontes .

evan fontes by The G. O. A. T May 16, 2018

Fontenization 

fontenization(n) - The process of turning a noun into an adj, verb, adverb, or completely making a word up on the spot

fontenize(v) - The process of fontenizing

synonyms- word-smithing
antonym- prudezation

Noun: "Man my professor's fontenization skills are amazing. When he can't think of a proper word to describe what he wants to convey, he just makes on up on the spot. Oh, and they make sense too!!"

Verb: "DUDE, I totally fontenized the word prude so I can have an antonym for this new word!"

Examples of fontenization:

"By the time my friend finally returned from his trip, he was totally fobized. It was as if he had lived there for years."

"In java all objects are newed."

Fontenization by nobodyyouhaveevermet March 25, 2010

fottesega

italian neologism that means "i really don't care", "i care not".
you can easily translate it with fucksaw or caresaw, but the strong meaning and sound of the talian word is difficult to imitate. so it's a good way to start speaking italian way!
spam fottesega everytime you need, it's absolutely pure pwnage and you're gonna meet lots of italian friends. and fuck lots of italian girls that will admire you for being regardless, charming and proud.

FOTTESEGA: be proud. say it loud

1)
a-"stop drinking! you're already drunk!"
b-"fottesega!"

2)
a-I got 4 GTX580 in sli, now i'm going to crash 3dmark vantage WR
b-fottesega of that lame benchmark

3)
a-stop chatting with your friends on skype and go to bed, tomorrow you have a test
b-mi fottesega, I'll copy from my classmate

fottesega by 7ornado March 26, 2011