Mr Read Share definition Flag A fat maths teacher with sideburns made of pubic hair. He is always proud of his crusty shlong Oh boy does he look like a ‘Mr Read’ his sideburns are like plates and he is thiccer than The wall in Mexico! Mr Read by N0Obe September 18, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Mr Read mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch