heartburn

A fiery ass fuck.

If you don’t have a best friend and you’re experiencing heartburn, you have one now, and their name is TUMS.

“Dood, my heart feels like it’s riding a volcano through my throat.”
“Bro..you got heartburn.”

heartburn by Mclovin 4321 June 27, 2019

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heartburn

Painful feeling in your chest that makes you think you are going to die. Common after eating spicy foods or if you have acid reflux.

"OMFG GRAB THE TUMS! I HAVE HEARTBURN!"

"My heart feels like its going to explode, Ive got heartburn"

"Fucking bad genes give me heartburn"

heartburn by William Woody August 13, 2005

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Heartburn

Derived from the medical condition and used as slang. To cause grief, woe or general displeasure to another person or persons. Generally used by beaureaucrats because they lack any actual slang and usage of said word is the highlight of that day.

"I see that you want to add a six car garage to your 60 sq. foot crackhouse, the county doesn't have any provisions against it so I don't have any heartburn with that"

"yo, why you be givin me heartburn by eatin all my peanut butter, you jest know I gots to have my peanut butter!"

Heartburn by George Forward January 27, 2006

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heartburn

the state of adrenaline in the prescence of a crush,attractive person,ect.....a feeling where u cant move or breath at the same time and your hearts pumping like hell!!

thomas:hey jay, how was it being lab partnas with jessica?
jay:man dawg i couldnt even talk i had heartburn!!
thomas:lol why foo?
jay:you know ive been having a crush on her dont act stupid!!!

(adrenaline rushing throough my body i cant deny it ..i got this heartburn!!!)-alica keys!

heartburn by god_of_krunk713 July 29, 2005