Kaspar 

A guy which you would like to know. He has a special name, so he is someone special. A Kaspar is a cute, sexy, loving person.

I'm lonely, I wish I had a Kaspar
Oh, look! that must be a Kaspar!

Kaspar by MSexi1 December 15, 2010

Kaspar 

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Kaspar loses his cool.

Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Kaspar in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Kaspar's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*

Kaspar by kasparlover69 August 25, 2021

Kaspar 

For someone who is a wholesome being and respects women

Dude.. That guys such a Kaspar

Kaspar by DudeThatMakesUpFakeWords August 5, 2017

Kaspar 

A dude with the best pickup lines

That Kaspar just destroyed him.

Kaspar by EkuS January 8, 2019

Kaspar 

A person whos Internet connection is so bad he leaves mid bedwars play and has to restart his pc.

Wow Kaspar's internet is being shit again

Kaspar by TabuuliTee February 7, 2021

Kaspar 

Kaspar is a person who lives in a cardboard box which is floating in the river. He has no food only some frogs every week.
Be a good person and donate for Kaspar.

If you see Kaspar call 911. You're in danger!!!

Kaspar by OHSHITITSLEO!ESCAPE November 28, 2019

kaspar 

a retarded kid who plays overwatch and team fortress. A "kaspar" is a guy who will come to youre house and buy you overwatch and eat you sunflower seeds while he is playing with youre dog

guy 1 dude that guys is such a "kaspar"

guy 2 yeah i dont like him

kaspar by bruhgamer71 May 31, 2021