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Aaron Bradley 

Aaron Bradley is the type of person to end a 2-year relationship for a free big-mac at McDonald's.
Aaron Bradley:
A virgin simp who pretends to be bisexual in order to get laid.

Bradley Martyn 

The mf plug. Bradley is known as the world's greatest (and possibly strongest) drug dealer. Known mostly for selling the finest black tar heroin, dabs, cocaine, and bud in the State of California. Bradley Martyn also owns a gym called Zoo Culture, most famously known for using fake weights. If you want to lift 1,000 pounds with ZERO training, you need to purchase a membership at his gym.
Bradley Martyn is the mf plug!! Hit him up if you need any drug on the market or want to lift fake weights
Bradley Martyn by Uncopyrighta8le January 29, 2020

Bradley Griffin-Salt 

A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.
<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!
The most complicated relationship known to man in which a foster brother and an unbiologically related foster sister are in love but can't date because she wants to be adopted so she and her biological brother can have a forever family, but then she and her forbidden foster lover will be siblings, and loving your real sibling is socially unacceptable, but then it eventually turns out that her father still wants her, and he has a bratty daughter who loves her too and won't sign the abandonment papers to let her be adopted, and it turns out that her biological brother isn't even her whole brother, it's her half brother, and then he gets adopted by the forever family and she doesn't, so she's just living with that guy she is forbidden to see because that's her family who can't legally adopt her, and then her sister threatens to commit suicide and causes a car accident then the foster brother (the one at the beginning who loves the foster sister) joins a band and sings a love song that he originally wrote for the foster sister and then decides to date the lead singer of the band and then wants to go on tour, and when the foster sister asks him about it he declares how he will always have feelings for the foster sister, but it's just too hard.
They're not together? They're perfect for each other.
Nah, they're Brallie.
Brallie by merecury January 19, 2015

bradley simpson

An incredibly hot, sexy, adorable, cheeky boy who sings like an angel from Birmingham. He is the lead vocalist for The Vamps.
girl: omg do you see that guy over there
friend: no way! is it bradley simpson
girl: no, bradley is WAY hotter
bradley simpson by Aria Rose December 26, 2013

bradley burkle 

A popular star in asia whose most famous for his roles in adult films such as " my son is a transvestite" and " flaming erotica" (tittles translated)
"Hey bro you watch that bradley burkle video?"
"Circle burkle? Way too hardcore, i only like soft gay porn"