Paedacles 

The thick rimmed, milk-bottle-lensed glasses, seemingly only ever worn by child sex offenders.

Damn Norman, those Paedacles really match your courderoy trousers and long rain mac! Don’t forget you’re not allowed near the park any more.

Paedacles by PINEAPPLES!!!! January 24, 2018

padackles 

The real-life broyay of actors Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles, who play Sam and Dean Winchester on Supernatural; indicating highly homosocial and potentially homoerotic love between the two men, often exhibited in the form of Jared climbing Jensen like a tree.

The hotness of Padackles at the CW Upfronts was overwhelming - those boys couldn't keep their hands off each other!

padackles by Rose Ganymede April 21, 2008

Pedalestrian 

A person who rides their bicycles on sidewalks.

When you're walking in Portland, watch out for pedalestrians on the sidewalks or you will get run over.

Pedalestrian by Shamaniac September 6, 2017