Hankatology 

Hankatology is the study of all things Hank. Hank is a large, unintelligent dog who has equipped the small island nation of HNK (Hank) Carolina with one of the world's most prestigous military forces. Hankatology is best taught at the University of Hank Carolina by Prof. Spink

Hankatology is the study of Hank.

Hankatology by Hankerchief Henry Hukriede I May 9, 2003

Hankatology 

The study of large hairy hounds.

The Prof. at Hank Carolina University taught Hankatolgy.

Hankatology by Hank Hankin May 9, 2003

Hankologyism 

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.

-In Hankologyism church today, it was so awesome today, he said I was cool.
-Well... If Hank says so.

Hankologyism by Ryan 424 March 30, 2009

Hankologyism 

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.

-Hankologyism is awesome.
-It sounds pretty disturbing to me.
-Don't worry, it's more like a cult than a religion.
-Oh. O.K.
-Want some kool aid?

Hankologyism by Ryan 4/24/92 December 9, 2008

hockatology 

The study of hockey, feces, shit, etc.

My four year degree is in hockatology.

hockatology by CleeClay October 11, 2023