Hankatology

Hankatology is the study of all things Hank. Hank is a large, unintelligent dog who has equipped the small island nation of HNK (Hank) Carolina with one of the world's most prestigous military forces. Hankatology is best taught at the University of Hank Carolina by Prof. Spink

Hankatology is the study of Hank.

by Hankerchief Henry Hukriede I May 9, 2003

Hankatology

The study of large hairy hounds.

The Prof. at Hank Carolina University taught Hankatolgy.

by Hank Hankin May 9, 2003

Hankologyism

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.

-In Hankologyism church today, it was so awesome today, he said I was cool.
-Well... If Hank says so.

by Ryan 424 March 30, 2009

Hankologyism

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.

-Hankologyism is awesome.
-It sounds pretty disturbing to me.
-Don't worry, it's more like a cult than a religion.
-Oh. O.K.
-Want some kool aid?

by Ryan 4/24/92 December 9, 2008

hockatology

The study of hockey, feces, shit, etc.

My four year degree is in hockatology.

by CleeClay October 11, 2023