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a fat bat is abnormaly fat wiener. A weiner that ranges from 10-50 pounds.
John took off his pants, and his wife saw a fat bat
fat bat by Robert Spratlin October 22, 2009
Pertaining to a person of high quality, fatness and laziness when under the stimulation of marijuana. Typically found living with one parent and can only smoke dutch’s as they are too weak for bong rips.
Mom: Jake has been smoking all day, how come?
Jack: He’s being a Fat Bat, don’t worry mom he’ll be fine
Fat Bat by HolyChonger December 4, 2017
Taken from the Television Show "Crank Yankers"; slang for the male genitalia; also see schlong, wang, cock
-"Man, I'm goin to prison, you gotta teach me how to kill"
-"Sir, I don't teach people how to kill"
-"You don't understand, you won't be gettin' a fat bat in the ass"
fat bat by Dougie Fresh December 14, 2004

A fat bat 

A fat bat covered in sweat
A fat bat by The that February 6, 2022

fat batty 

The fattest of asses, ususally on a girl of cultural descent
Wow, that girl Falecia has a fat batty!
fat batty by Rnvd October 15, 2017

Fat Battle 

Competition between fat people, in which they seek to crush objects with their stomachs.
Herb and Bertha challenge each other to a Fat Battle.
Fat Battle by Dryst March 18, 2018