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Ass Expansion Project 

The first project initiated by a newlywed wife. All the weight that was lost first to secure a steady relationship, then to look good for the wedding is added back on with a six week time period. After the sixth week the ass grows until the wife starts having to wear sweatpants and elastic pants.
Wow (insert name here)'s ass expansion project is ahead of schedule....Ewww!

note: In mixed company sometimes it is appropriate to use the term "expansion project"
Ass Expansion Project by chosney September 25, 2003

Ass Protector 

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.
Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.
Ass Protector by pfi September 10, 2016