bachand

coming from the "mom" species. a bachand is a frenchy cook who is fairly pro at rainbow six siege

"omg this omelette is amazing it must have been made by a bachand!"

by Welch's wordy world April 20, 2018

Chicago BackHandy

Chicago BackHandy - When a girl eats a Chicago deep dish pizza and uses the grease from the pizza afterwards to give you a hand job.

My grandma just gave me a Chicago BackHandy after we ate that deep dish.

by ReidNate March 4, 2021

backhanded gift

When you purchase someone a gift that benefits you more than them.

Jim: What did you get Molly for Christmas?
Dave: Celtics tickets!
Jim: Nice! Wait, does she like basketball?
Dave: I dunno, but I do! And it’ll be a “romantic” night out.
Jim: backhanded gift, nice dude.

by bitchpleeeeeease December 26, 2011

bathandwa

Probably the sexiest being alive. Most trustworthy person you could come across and knows how to make you smile. Mean at times but easy to get along with. Has the most beautiful eyes and can make you fall in love with them at first glance. Bathandwa is Beautiful and melanin popping! Bathandwa is known for always doing the most!

Bathandwa makes me feel some typa way!

by Auntie Melanin May 2, 2018

Fronthand Backhand

The best fucking game ever invented. Players choose either "fronthand" or "backhand" and their partner slaps them across the face, either fronthand or backhand. First shown in the Key and Peele skit, "Fronthand Backhand."

"Yo Tyrell."
"Yo Lawrence."
"You wanna play fronthand backhand?"
"Yo man, I don't know that game."
"Hey man, it's simple, dawg. All you gotta do is say fronthand or backhand!"
"Alright, fronthand."
*slap*
"Ooh man! I got you good! You know that funny."
"Backhand."

by MaTrIx April 2, 2013

backhanded compliment

An insult disguised as a compliment

"No, honey...I love yours. I don't even like them big."
"Relax, sweetie...you were perfectly adequate."
"Your haircut really slims your face."
Since Michael is a pompous prick, I think I'll give him a backhanded compliment.

by Ryan Deerhead September 6, 2006

backhand job

A backhand job is the act of giving a man full release using the back of your hand and nothing else.

Jake: "Grant must have given the Senior VP a backhand job in order to get that great corner office."
Mark: "I bet he did that, exactly that!"

by Aniraf March 16, 2014