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Athletico Pathetico

The name given to the football team with the best looking, best playing and nicest kit wearing players...but ugliest goalkeeper.
"That team are the Athletico Pathetico of their division"

"If Higgins Allstars were more of an Athletico Pathetico they wouldn't have finished bottom and had to rename and rebrans themselves."

"Tottenham are the worst team in the division, certainly not an Athletico Pathetico of a side, though their keeper is ugly".

athletico wham 

Athletico Wham are the best! My mum, sister & aunt fancy all of their players!
athletico wham by Noj Dude January 14, 2021

fairly athletic quails 

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.
"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph
fairly athletic quails by Gibb Gibb February 14, 2018

A close encounter of the athletic kind 

A phrase that many AI written articles use to describe a sporting event (usually High School).

If an article includes this phrase, chances are it’s a box score stretched out into an article with no real player names given whatsoever.
One article: Lancaster edged Ashville Teays Valley 24-17 in a close encounter of the athletic kind on Aug. 18 in Ohio football.

Another article: Chillicothe Southeastern edged West Salem Northwestern 28-20 in a close encounter of the athletic kind in Ohio high school football action on Aug. 18.

Yet another article: Tates Creek edged Eastern 21-14 in a close encounter of the athletic kind during this Kentucky football game.

sneaky athleticism 

A term used to describe white athletes who don’t look athletic, especially quarterbacks by sports commentators.
I like Jared Goff as an NFL quarterback. He’s got poise in the pocket and he’s got sneaky athleticism.
sneaky athleticism by Warpedaxis November 28, 2019

athletic trainer 

n.

1) an exhausted health care professional that despite the name, does not train athletes.
2) part psychologist, part first aider, part hydration technician, part relationship counselor, part physical therapist...this individual is trained to do it all...for the athletes.
3) Someone that is used to working all weekends and holidays, which accumulates to working a 68 hour work week.
athletic trainers have the best seats in the house during athletic events, but there's a whole lot of work that goes into that seat.
athletic trainer by atc December 16, 2005