v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017
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