a classy comeback against a straight guy who just did/said something gay...or was being a total wanker...or both
straight guy: yo emma didnt you know that horizontal stripes make u look fat?
emma: shut it pooofnuts!
emma: shut it pooofnuts!
by mandus January 28, 2004
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"im just looking for my friends house that is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, a carpark in the middle of the bush... oh look, how did these drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"thats poofnuts mate"
"thats poofnuts mate"
by zarathustra May 13, 2005
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"Im just looking for a friends house which is for sale while i drive you home from work at 3 AM... oh look, an empty secluded carpark in the bush... oh look, how did those drugs get in my glove compartment?"
"Thats poofnuts mate"
"Thats poofnuts mate"
by zarathustra March 30, 2005
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Fuck a buncha poopnuts.
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