anal crisp 

When your anus is crispy.

"Damn, that bitch got an anal crisp".

anal crisp by Anal crisp May 3, 2017

Anal Crimping 

The act of piercing one's anal cheeks together during a round of butt blistering.

Joe's ass got a real nice anal crimping from Susan last night and he didnt come to work cause he cant sit down cause he is bleeding shit all over the place. Anyone else would think thats wierd, but that bitch is also into shit blistering.. so whatever..

Anal Crimping by Everyone is gay apart from me August 17, 2006

Crispy anal flaps 

Anal flaps that are crispy

Bro 1: Bro you have crispy anal flaps
Bro 2: bro o how the fuck you you know

Crispy anal flaps by BKed bean burrito February 11, 2021