Wisconsin Pie 

When you order a cheese pizza and dip it in milk.

Dude, I'm hungry. Want to get a Wisconsin Pie?

Wisconsin Pie by Chonsa March 3, 2017

Wisconsin Cow Pie 

The act of deficating on a person's chest then squishing it with your buttocks.

-Have you ever gotten a Wisconsin Cow Pie?
-No?
-Then you've never been in Milwaukee.

Wisconsin Cow Pie by Bill Cosby 4 Life January 18, 2010

Wisconsin Christmas Pie

When a man fills up a woman's vagina, or anus with jizz, he pulls out and throws red and green glitter onto the filled orifice; then the either farts or queefs out the viscous white fluid and glitter mixture onto the man's face. Giving him a Christmasy/Snowy appearance pie to the face. Thus giving him a Wisconsin Christmas Pie.

Man, I took Carol to pound town. She totally gave me a Wisconsin Christmas Pie!!

Wisconsin Christmas Pie by DirtyPieDiver December 31, 2025