fartcurity

How secure your farts are with regards to not shitting oneself.

Ben: "I followed through early, I had a false sense of fartcurity"

by Rachiebabe84 February 22, 2017

Fartunity

That moment in which one finds an opportunity to fart discreetly,
typically following a situation in which this would have been inappropriate to do so.

"My grandma never waits for a fartunity" :(

by Sassygassy January 8, 2014

Fartegrity

Admitting when you've cut a smelly fart.

God, it smells like a gerbil died in your pants. I cannot lie. I cut a fart. I have Fartegrity.

by Itashmita July 30, 2015

facurity

A club that men get involved in, in college.

They were playing alcohol games in his facurity.

by anonymous April 22, 2021