Jihad Juice

A foul tasting/smelling blend of blood, anal secretions, shit, semen, and sweat created when a man (usually a jihadi) fucks a farm animal hard.

Qassim Aziz: Oooh, Abu Salat! This goat was delivered to me by Allah himself!

Abu Salat: Dammit, be more careful, Qassim Aziz! You are splattering me with Jihad Juice!

Jihad Juice by shantibebeh July 28, 2016

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Jihad Juice

A wonderful medley of fermented Guantanamo Bay sewage, inhaled for it's dissociative effects. Often an inmate's desperate attempt to be on drugs.

I swear that this Jihad Juice is better than last weeks batch. I can not wait to get high

Jihad Juice by robroblin April 11, 2011

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Jihad Juice • Juicy Jihad • Jihad • Jihad Taco • Jihad a derkhead • Jihad Bait • jihad coffee • Jihad Drop • Jihad Express • Jihad Iqbal

Juicy Jihad

One of the most power beings in the universe. But only at some times. His mathematical knowledge knows no bounds with his declaration that a ton is 1000 pounds. His favorite beverage is Jameson Thing (he invented it).

Juicy Jihad just went full fuper!

Juicy Jihad by Mikols January 18, 2017

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