zoobagg 

can be defined as one part zoo and two parts scumbag

any visitor to the national zoo who are clearly from any place other than DC and are scumbaggs can be labeled as a zoobagg

zoobagg by dcfergalicious April 20, 2009

zoobang 

A party where people get zooted.(high, stoned, splowed or pick your own adjective for extreme inebriation)

can also be spelled Zoo-bang

Yo B!!!! I got fuked up at da ZOOBANG!!!!! WORD!!!

zoobang by DutchieBrother(retired) October 11, 2007

zoobang 

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

He looked a little zoobang.

zoobang by The Return of Light Joker January 26, 2011

Zoomaggedon 

The chaotic and often comical state that ensues during a virtual meeting on Zoom, characterized by technical glitches, awkward pauses, and unexpected appearances by pets, children, or anything else that disrupts the smooth flow of the online gathering.

Stan's meeting with his boss turned into a Zoomaggedon, when his dog burst through the door.

Zoomaggedon by monkdoc January 8, 2024

Zoomaggedon 

The chaotic and often comical state that ensues during a virtual meeting on Zoom, characterized by technical glitches, awkward pauses, and unexpected appearances by pets, children, or anything else that disrupts the smooth flow of the online gathering.

That meeting was an absolute Zoomaggedon. The dog went crazy barking at the mail man, and the kids caused so much disruption.

Zoomaggedon by monkdoc January 22, 2024