yoked on

to leave a massive amount of nut on someone

you finna get yoked on!!!!!

by Mr. Brown Shugga December 11, 2017

Online Dating Yoked

When a middle aged man is excessively buff, because he has recently divorced his wife and needs to start his online dating career.

My dad said, "Woah Peter's dad is yoked."

I said, "Yeah he's been Online Dating Yoked since the divorce."

by ><(((*>er June 8, 2014

only yokes

just kidding. only yokes is another way of saying only kidding or only joking.

“i have a crush on you”
only yokes!

by i eat corn December 26, 2022