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xanderisms 

Sayings made by an affluent Hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality
-What's one of your favorite xanderisms?
-"$1000? You know how I hate chump change."
-Cool. Mine's "Manual Labor? Who's Manuel?"
xanderisms by yerawizardharri November 24, 2010

Xanderize 

Xanderize- derived from the great and awesome super hero of legend, Xander, that can solve all problems through his uber cute looks and lammiedoodle offerings.

1.to create peace in a time of turmoil with the use of either love or lammiedoodles.

2. to calm a person down who is uptight or mean usually through the offering of licks on the face, lammiedoodles, or other soothing methods.
Feel the power of Xander and be xanderized.
Xanderize by BatGirl October 17, 2006

Xanderdoom 

Strongest F2p player in Runescape today. He is very nice. He is way over level100, but kind to every player.
Newb1:Hey have ya seen Xandy recently?

Newb2:Yea in lumbridge, he gave me full mith x) too bad i can't wear it..
Xanderdoom by Jade4885 July 20, 2008

Xandered 

When the unfunny one of the group try’s to add to the joke but ruins it completely
Well ,ok, you’ve xandered it.
Xandered by Frankly immeasurable October 11, 2018

Xandering 

To look at ladies and decide if they are 'hot or not'.
Boy1: She is hot!
Boy2: Bro stop Xandering!
Xandering by DaveBatesYT July 24, 2017

Xanderism 

a religion in belief of 6 gods. God is the leader. The Virgin Mary is the goddess of children and women hood. Mother nature, goddess of the earth, sky, and fire. Jesus Fish, god of the sea. Frodo, god of the forset. And Andrew Carnegie, god of the economy and politics. There you go Greg.
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Xanderism by billybob1234512345 November 11, 2010