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a warm knitted covering for the wrist
My grandmother knitted me a wrister
wrister by dave88888 June 27, 2013
noun. A person who masturbates frequently, typically making snorting noises as they reach orgasm.
Jesus, he's only knocking another one out in the shower - what a wrister
wrister by Miles Standish Proud November 23, 2011

wrister-twister 

This is a Unique various of the ever popular "shocker" it involves a counter clock wise rotiation of the wrist join so as to surpise your lady friend. Also helps if u yell it out just before you are about to preform said task.
u say hey baby u want the W.T. then shes says "whats the W.T" then at the top of your lunges....u yell out "WRISTER-TWISTER" then dive into the DANGER ZONE!!

careless wrister 

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)
Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!
careless wrister by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

Filthy wrister

The manual manipulation of the female genitals by a partner with dirty hands, usually resulting in a UTI.
Her boyfriend looked so hot working on his car the other day, she let him give her a filthy wrister. Now she’s taking Cipro.

twisted wrister 

1. Slang for flamboyant homosexual man who frequently displays his upright arm with an over-hanging hand .

2. Super-gay 80's hair metal cover band
"Hey did u hear that new twisted wrister song "i want some cock" (gay cover of twisted sister) or...
Hey, i think john from work is a twisted wrister... I went to his house and it was decorated in pink with flamingos on the wall
twisted wrister by Robertartist February 3, 2018