wotsit 

A name for an vague item, or something whose name you have forgotten. An abbreviation of "what's it called?"

Dude, pass me that wotsit, you know, that thingymajig, that doofer.

wotsit by Wotsit Willie January 27, 2011

Wotsit 

a cheesy puffy crisp it is orange

oh my god i love wotsits specially the really cheesy ones

Wotsit by cheesy wotsit March 25, 2004

Wotsit 

A person, for reasons unknown to mankind, who has to impress porcs and swine by acting in a provocative and mildly unsexual way. Also coupled with this is a thin sheen of orange gloss which covers every inch of the persons body. The result is in fact an oompa lumpa with an overactive sex drive.

Tasha: OMG samantha, did you see kandy today acting like a complete wotsit
Samantha: Yar, I know. Ewwww, that is totally unfetch. She basically smells of porc now
Tasha: Totally

Wotsit by slartey bartfarst May 14, 2009

wotsit 

something that someone eats or bathes in to make them ginger

dude man, you've eaten way to many wotsits, you're a ginger!

wotsit by Nick Weston May 21, 2007

Wotsit 

A doofer

Wotsit by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003

wotsit 

Used to indicate the person is a pain in the bum or an arsehole, but in a cheeky way. Used commonly in the UK, usually about young children or animals.

"Little billy is a right little wotsit, I caught him stealing the teachers sweets" or "That cat is a little wotsit, I caught him shitting on the sofa again"

wotsit by [UK]TJ February 10, 2021

Wotsit Willy 

Someone that has a dick like a wotsit. (crisp)

"I hear T.C has a Wotsit willy"

Wotsit Willy by *CharmZ* March 15, 2009