woodland creature 

1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.

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2) A man of slight build with a large penis

1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.

Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.

Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!

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2) Cindy: How tall are you?

Simon: 160cm

Cindy: How big is your penis?

Simon: 8 inches

Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!

woodland creature by llcoolc February 3, 2010

woodland creature 

a sinfull women who loves to parade naked in the woods

ooooh its so nice 2 have a free spirit...ooh especially when ur naked

woodland creature by desire June 20, 2004

Woodland Creature 

A Woodland Creature is something that comes from the depths of the Crunkedout forest. Its a rare species that usually has a bad aroma, knotted hair & sweaty pits.

There is only 1 known photograph of this rare yet exciting species, taken by a car full of yuppies driving a BMW on a late Saturday night out. Even though this photo has never been seen, we know it exists.

"Look at those Woodland Creatures of the night, quick snap their picture & put it on Myspace!"

"OMG, I have never seen anything as hideous as the Woodland Creatures of 280"

Woodland Creature by Fendiidior May 13, 2009

Woodland Creature 

A feeling that a woman gets when she gets a random unexpected stabbing (or woodland creature is crawling around up there sort of) feeling in her VAGINA!!

"Aaah HolyFrickenFuck! There is a woodland creature in my Vag!"

Woodland Creature by Shamama123 February 21, 2009

Blessed woodland creature

A magical two foot slipped which controls the house. Some would call them a demon, but if you worship appropriately you will be granted with a place in BWC heaven.

The Blessed woodland creature asks if you’re a Jerry Protestant or a Jerry catholic...

Blessed woodland creature by The_BWC November 22, 2020

WoodLand Creatures 

The Hardest Mutha Fuckas To ever walk out of the fruity ass town eastchesterr. Trust me These niggas are nutsss... i heard they sewed some niggas asshole closed and kept feedin him and feedin him. so be sure to steer clear of these gangsta ass Niggas..PBS

Hardbody woodland creatures

WoodLand Creatures by ChaBoiw4567 March 23, 2009