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duck wearing a wonderbra 

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.
My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

wonderbra 

The bra that gives horny men false hope by giving flat-chested women impressive-looking breasts and cleavage.
The reason they call it the wonderbra is because men wonder where the titties went when the bra comes off.
wonderbra by bigtones July 12, 2007

WonderBra 

Man's greatest invention; it's a breast-enhancing bra that lets small-breasted women look as though they've got an impressive rack.
All my friends think my girl's got big cans, but she doesn't...she's just wearing a WonderBra to make her chest look bigger!
WonderBra by 'Drew August 16, 2003

wonderbra 

The source of ungifted women's happiness, and false advertisement for men.
"Nice rack, girl!"

"Thanks..." ~Removes bra~

"What the HELL!? Uh, gotta go!"
wonderbra by Morbidia June 4, 2005

Wonderbra moment 

The crushing realisation that everything is not entirely as it seems but you're already committed, in exactly the same way as a rat in a trap could be also be described as committed.
Dude1:"Just got a fantastic deal on a new phone, check it out! its like ten a month!"
Dude2:"That's the introductory offer, after the first three months it's fifty, for the next three years..."
Dude1:<Looks at phone, feels blood draining from face, has Wonderbra moment>
Wonderbra moment by Ice in the cider September 29, 2011

wonderbrax 

"Did you see what wonder gay short ass was wearing today"
"Tbh with you i don't even care" wonderbrax is gay
wonderbrax by ThebestUnknown January 30, 2018