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a word used to describe a person acting in a stupid or weird retarded way.
she is such a weitard she dips bananas in her milk.

he is such a weitard he thinks washing cars is his dream job.
weitard by damSeL* April 8, 2011

Weingarden

The name of the gods.
So John, have you talked to the almighty Weingardens who control every aspect of our lives?

Nah, they're all-powerful deities who rule the universe; they don't have any business talking to us.
Weingarden by Weingarden December 27, 2012

Vanilla Whiskey Weinhard

An eclectic blend of Crown Royal Vanilla, Henry Weinhard’s Vanilla Cream soda, and a frozen cube of Arctic ice.
Jace served at the pleasure of the king, but an introduction to Vanilla Whiskey Weinhard threatened to commandeer his loyalty.
A derogatory term referring to persons that exclusively use and/or recommend Microsoft products and services such as Windows, Office, Exchange, IIS, .NET, etc. usually to the total exclusion of cheaper and better non-Microsoft alternatives.
Wintards are signified by their ignorance of and prejudice against any computer technology that is not produced from Redmond, WA, USA.
wintard by rapskat September 14, 2005
a person who has been breast fed for too long and is late being weaned of the breast milk from the female provider
*Josh (unable to eat food because he misses his mothers breast milk)

Paul in responce says "You be weantard, eat yous fooooood!You be noobd"
Weantard by big pony July 17, 2009
One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.
You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.
wintard by Paul December 1, 2004