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Weighting game 

The process of dieting and associated weekly contest at Slimming World and related organisations to see which fatty has lost the most timber.
How's the diet going, Anna?

Sound, yeah. I'm off to Slimming World tonight to partake in the weighting game. See how much I've lost.

How much you've put on, more like (unspoken)
Weighting game by Bayesoir December 30, 2019

shake-weighting 

the act of using a shake weight; grip shake weight like penis preferably with both hands and shake vigorously.
She was shake-weighting my shit all night long.
shake-weighting by twink87 March 17, 2011

Weighing of the Bacon 

The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.
At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.

Market Weighton 

A town full of hard cunts who love to smoke shag shank which are the 3 words this small market town are built on.
What are those hard youths doing in the bus shelter.
I suggest you shut up because we are in Market Weighton you will be stabbed if they hear you talking like that.
Market Weighton by 100%notme April 25, 2019

weightist 

person who's against people based on a certain weight
weightist by mynameofchoice August 1, 2008

weightism 

Prejudice or discrimmination against people based on weight. It not only happens with fat people, but skinny ones too.
Look at that fat bitch over there. Let's jack her stuff and see how far she can make it up the stairs.

She's so skinny! I wonder how many times she had to throw up to look like that?

Weightism. sucks, doesn't it?
weightism by gaiamoore May 5, 2006