weeping willy 

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.

Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.

weeping willy by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010

weeping will-hoe 

When you put your dick right up to a girls eye when you are ejaculating so that when it falls down her face it looks like she is weeping.

"Dude, last night I gave that slut a weeping will-hoe. She had to convince her friend that she wasn't actually crying."

weeping will-hoe by gstringbabe219 April 3, 2014