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Gorilla Face Wash 

When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.
"I'm about to cum"
"Oh yeah baby, give me a gorilla face wash"

face wash 

An ice hockey term. When a player takes another player into the boards and rubs his sweaty smelly hockey glove all over the other player's face.
"Hey, didya see the FACE WASH Ty Domi gave Jeremy Roenick? Nasty."
face wash by Colonel Hogan August 9, 2005

face wash 

To grab a handful of snow, tackle a friend to the ground and proceed in rubbing their face with the cold snow.
During the snowball fight, I got tackled and face washed.
face wash by ThePickle December 30, 2003

how about you look up another word while i go wash my face 

Something someone says while one peraon is on urban dictionary and another is on videi chat
how about you look up another word while I go wash my face

Wash Yo Face 

The act of telling someone they need a attitude adjustment, and telling them to realize who their dealing with, and change their emotion.
Girl: I can't stand this hoe, who does she think she is! I'd whoop her ass in a heart beat!

Girl 2: Bitch, wash yo face!
Wash Yo Face by BossAssBytch January 5, 2014

german face wash 

Ejaculating into your hand then proceding to wash your face with it.
Guy 1:hey mike your face looks really clean today, whats up?. Guy 2:yeah I gave myself a german face wash earlier. Guy 1:(........
german face wash by bruceO.o December 7, 2010